Sunday, December 16, 2007

The I-talian version of Men Vs. Women


LA GIORNATA PERFETTA DI UNA DONNA

08.15 Sveglia con coccole e baci.
08.30 Bilancia: 2 kg in meno rispetto al giorno precedente.
08.45 Colazione a letto con spremuta e brioche, apertura di regali, per
esempio un gioiello costoso scelto dal partner pieno di attenzioni.
09.15 Bagno bollente, con oli naturali.
10.00 Allenamento leggero in palestra con un istruttore personale,carino
e simpatico.
10.30 Maquillage al volto, manicure, shampoo,massaggio ai
capelli e phon.
12.00 Pranzo con la migliore amica in un locale alla moda.
12.45 Incontro casuale con la ex fidanzata o ex moglie del proprio

partner, accorgersi che è ingrassata di 7 kg.
13.00 Shopping con gli amici; credito illimitato.
15.00 Riposino.
16.00 Tre dozzine di rose vengono recapitate, da parte di un

ammiratore sconosciuto.
16.15 Nuovo allenamento leggero ; in palestra, seguito da massaggio,
fatto da un tipo energico ma amichevole che dice di non aver
mai massaggiato un corpo tanto perfetto.
17.30 Prova e scelta di vestiti costosi facendo passerella davanti allo

specchio gigante.
19.30 Cena al lume di candela per due, poi a ballare, riempita di

complimenti.
22.00 Doccia bollente (da sola).
22:50 Essere portata a letto con biancheria appena lavata e stirata.
23.00 Coccole.
23.15 Addormentarsi tra le sue forti braccia.





LA GIORNATA PERFETTA DI UN UOMO

06.00 Sveglia.
06.15 Pompino.
06.30 Grande e soddisfacente cagata mattutina, che consente, tra
l'altro di leggere la pagina sportiva.
07.00 Colazione: bistecca e uova caffè e toast, il tutto preparato da una

colf nuda. Rutto libero.
07.15 Scoreggia.
07.30 Arrivo della limousine.
07.45 Whisky durante il tragitto verso l'aeroporto.
09.15 Volo in jet privato.
09.30 limousine con autista verso il campo da golf (pompino lungo il

tragitto).
09.45 Partita a golf.
11.45 Pranzo: fast food, tre birre, bottiglia di Dom Perignon. Rutto libero.
12.15 Informazione riguardo ai titoli azionari acquistati il giorno prima:

+32%
12.30 Partita a tennis: vittoria 6-0 contro l'Amministratore Delegato

dell'azienda concorrente.
14.00 Limousine per tornare all'aeroporto (con bicchiere di whisky).
14.30 Volo a Montecarlo.
15.30 Uscita a pesca in barca, tutte le accompagnatrici nude.
17.00 Volo a casa, massaggio su tutto il corpo eseguito da Pamela
Anderson.
18.45 Cagare. doccia, sbarbarsi.
19.00 Telegiornale: Michael Jackson assassinato, marijuana e pornografia

legalizzate.
19.30 Cena: antipasto di gambero, Dom Perignon (1953), bisteccona,

seguita da gelatone servito su seno nudo. Rutto libero.
21.00 Cognac Napoleon e un sigaro Cohiba di fronte a televisore. Sport:

Italia batte Brasile 11 a 0 con goal del portiere in contropiede.
21.30 Sesso con tre donne (tutte e tre con tendenze lesbiche).
23.00 Bagno e massaggio in vasca, con pizza e birra a portata di mano.

Rutto libero.
23.30 Pompino della buona notte.
23.45 A letto (da solo).
23.50 Scoreggia di 12 secondi, con quadruplo cambio di tonalità e

che costringe il cane ad abbandonare la stanza.
24.00 Rutto libero.


Thursday, December 13, 2007

Music

For some reason this song reminds me of my mother...I guess it's the voice??

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Oh Boy..!

The other day while overhearing the conversation my kids where having I was in for a bit of a surprise:
Erick=Older brother
Rian=Younger brother
Erin to Rian (with an elderly tone): Rian, you don't understand the meaning of NO.
Rian in a defensive, squeaky voice: Yes I do, it means yes for Rian!!

Just thought it was funny!! I think I need to start adopting Rian's philosophy, I'm sure it'll take me places.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween--and ancient ancestry




















Halloween and ancient ancestry has its place and time, it holds its place during the American tradition of Halloween. This is the grandiose moment in which Eman can dig into his deep grounded Asian heritage and share it with his sons. Enjoy this wonderful moment with us.. (PS: if anyone is interested in helping photoshop these pics to give a more authentic feel...let me know)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

EmbarrassingMoment

This was old.. but yeah we're dancing for the gorilla! Ahhahahaa

Check out this video: Orangatan living de life



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Friday, August 03, 2007

Cute Kidz

Children have their own way of interpreting the world around them and their reasoning for how it all works is really quiet interesting, so the other day I decided to ask my six year old some questions:

Mommy: 'Why is the sky blue?'
E: 'If the sky wasn't' blue we wouldn't be able to see the clouds.'
Mommy: 'Why is the sun yellow?'
E: 'If it wasn't yellow it wouldn't be bright, it is bright so that we can be happy.'

Monday, July 23, 2007

Vitas or Emma

A poll, who is better Vitas or Emma?


Saturday, July 21, 2007

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased
must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay Them for the
privilege of having sex For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool ,
England- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and Always falls over on its right side When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???) (Did the government pay For
this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

Sunday, July 08, 2007

To The 'Calm and Peaceful' One

One more day one more problem. They seem to mount as time goes on, maybe it is because we had it so good or maybe it's bad luck pursuing us to ruin any good that there is left. Maybe it's the grim reaper waiting in the corner preparing us for what we can't escape. They say it's when we are at our bleakest moment that we will finely see the light, that we will see the light shine at it's brightest. We've been waiting for that light for so long and just when I think we're prepared for that light we plunge deeper into the dark abyss of life.
I can't image what you are going through all I can do is sympathize, I reach out to hold your hand... but it's not there... I move closer and want to hold you ... the distance separates us. All I can do is cry and pray that that pain will not take hold of you and bring you down. That you will find the courage and strength that I know is in you to be the happy, despite what life has thrown your way.
They say that out of the ashes of life spring the most beautiful flowers... You have always been beautiful to me and to top it off, you have all those qualities that count most in this life: The smile that shines like the sun and melts even the stone cold , the heart that loves even when you hurt, and the courage to face life with grace and understanding even when all odds point against you. I guess God blessed you with this because He knew that you had a special place to fill in this world. That you needed all these qualities to overcome and become what He has meant for you to be.
I want you to know that you are not alone, and that we are standing right by your side. We may not understand you completely, but each one of us understands at least one side of you. Maybe that is why you where born to such a big family. Who knows... All that to say: I Love YOU and keep being the cheerful person He has made you !!

(PS. If you don't know what this is about, don't ask questions.. just take it for what it's worth.. I guess)

Sunday, July 01, 2007

For All Us Girls



For all us big girls that don't fit into the thin and beautiful criteria

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

Introducing Lisa


Lisa finely started her own blog..Hurray!!!
She is fun, sexy and just downright adorable. Beware her blog it's very... pink. So those of you who are light sensitive might want to put some shades on and then you're ready for a wonderful treat. So get moving... what are u still doing over here.. click on her name you'll be there. Ciao see you later... go go go.. it's ok she won't bite (or so I hope)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Games?!

Peter lost to this wonderful game of checkers, thus the very happy expression in the previous post, not to mention his embarrassing behavior at the club of just standing and staring at the dancing girls, CREEPY ...despite it he entertained us and even met a pretty girl. Would have had pics of that but.. my batteries ran out. Dang!

Out and About


Peter being...happy















Mike And Marie wonderful friends



Mike Becoming One W/ the City -














Christine and Us

Friday, May 25, 2007

Quirky Musings

I've been having this sudden urge to write... about what I don't really know, but obviously there is something within me that is trying so hard to get out, so here we begin... let's see where it takes us?!

I've been contemplating on a lot of things lately, nothing in specific just thinking in my wondering sort of way with no beginning and definitely no end. It's funny how a person's mind can do that, it's like our brain is a little universe and we are God. I've always wondered how God could be everywhere at the same time. and viola-- it hit me, here I am thinking of a billion things at once yet it was all done in one tiny microscopical spot, in my puny brain. God and the universe are like my thoughts-- endless, with no beginning and no end. But unlike my insignificant brain with it's insufficient power God is in control, has purpose and meaning.
Yes I agree, it's a weird analogy, but it makes perfect sense to me.
Now the mind sure is powerful, if I could only order my mind to accomplish mundane tasks in the speed in which I think them up. Ahhh, now that would definitely make life easier.. and give me ample time for my 'profound' musings. I guess God knew better then allow me to do that or maybe He'll enlighten me with the knowledge on the mechanisms of the brain and thus bestow upon me the gift of accomplishing different tasks all at the same time using solely the power of the mind/brain. Who knows time will tell...

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Bestest Card Ever

My arch-angels, the bestest brothers in the world, surprised me with this huge card for mothers day, yeah I'm not their mother (thankfully..oops that shouldn't have gone in there), but it's nice to feel loved.
A big THANK YOU to Sil and Peter for making this day so very special. I love you guys!
(psst. mom if you read this.. the card was actually intended for you)

Monday, May 07, 2007

A Tribute to the Sexiest Man Alive


My Toothless Wonder

I never really contemplated on the day that my son would lose his first tooth, for some reason it always seemed to be something off in the distant future. Sniff Sniff, he is growing up way too fast.


Oh look what the '80 forgot on my blog...



Yep Josh it's time to leave the '80 where it belongs...in the '80's I should add an 80's song with this one... the day I'll learn to do that..

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

All @ Eman






Eman was complaining of how I post 'ugly' picz of him, so just to make things right here are some pics he approved of:



Thursday, April 19, 2007

Why the Paranoia??

It's funny how what you are raised with can still effect you in your adulthood. It's funny how even when all the proof points in one direction, people still prefer to believe in the lie. If presented with a different opinion or facts, they will automatically look down on it and drag others with them in their blissful ignorance. Preferring to go my some appointed guru, so-called specialist, PhD, or religious leader.
The fact is this, no one knows everything about anything, and for your own sake it's best to make decisions based on objective facts. It is easy to be lulled by the persistent peer pressure of what surrounds you, but is it really the right thing to do? Is it really safe for you/your family? Just mechanically following the flow of any given situation does not make it correct.
Just because you grew up with a certain mentality does not make it right.. the key is be able to take a step back and look at things from a different perspective, we are conditioned on how we see things so ask yourself questions and challenge yourself. After all, the truth will set you free!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Aww Such Brotherly Love

Yeah.. lets catch up from last year

before we move on to newer and crazier things.

Now remember how last year I presented aged pictures of my children to you... well these are the people they toke after. LOL


Monday, March 26, 2007

I'm a proud Aunty..


Aren't they so cute. Congrats, Ashley and Silvano!!


Ok.. I'm back





Heh, I know, I've been a delinquent blogger...that's always fun to do. Maybe I'll to better these next 6months.. who knows.
Lets kick this off with some new pics... ones of my bro and his beautuful spwan.
My bro is a proud father of a 7.9 Lb baby, he did give it an.. interesting name so for the sake of the child I will stick strickly with his first name, Nathaniel.